HONOR ROLL #315

 PHANTOM, meet Metropolis; Metropolis, Phantom.

MILA STANIC is one Euro-babe that can make even a dull Eurospy pop.

I'd say the director of this film was more monstrous than the TRUMP-CLONE starring in his film, but there ya go.

 
 Change your name, ALEXA VEGA, to Alexa the Vaguest to fit your acting-style.

How can the adopted panda's full name be XIAO PO if "Xiao" is not the adoptive dad's name?

  The first three of the nine Freedom Leaguers: AMERICAN RANGER, BRAD and BLACK SATURN.

HONOR ROLL #314

Down into the Valley of Vanishing Men goes BILL ELLIOTT.

"Where's my series, SPY MOMS?" complains CARLA GUGINO.

Nothing luminous about these ILLUMINATI.

 

LORD SHEN: just a bird on the wing.

They called him THE MAGICIAN, but insiders knew he was MANDRAKE.

 

SHAQUILLE O'NEIL, his name rhymes with Steel! 

HONOR ROLL #313

 Don't be in such a RUSH, GEOFFREY. 

"SWAMP THING! You earned no big bling!"

HITOMI TAKIGAWA, howarya?

JACK VAN HELSING, space dork.

TABRET BETHEL and BRIDGET REGAN, sorcerous swordswomen.

The career of the 21st-century animated Batman introduces the first CLAYFACE who's also a cop.

HONOR ROLL #312

 ELIZABETH DEBICKY, "Girl Hanging Around with UNCLE."

Damnit, the name should be "Gautawoman," not GAUTAMAN. 

"Little CHRIS HORNER sat in the corner..."

 IKALLA, KANILLA and TAKOLLA teamed up to start their own seafood buffet.

 Where OPTIMUS primes, can MEGATRON be far behind?

Not even THE PUNISHER could tolerate the punishment of being in an MCU production.

HONOR ROLL #311

 A big part of the success of the Transformers live-action was thanks to the voice of the late Peter Cullen giving life to OPTIMUS PRIME. 

TENG KUANG-YING is yet another guy in a movie.

"No wang at all. No wang at all. WANGMAGWI has no wang at all."

Not a good pic but that's YIN SU-LI at left, preparing to get her butt kicked by the heroine with the handsy outfit.

 FERNANDO BILBAO provides one of the better fight-scenes to appear in a Eurospy movie.

I ran out of X-women so I'll finish up the reviews of the 90s X-MEN with the group's most X-traordinary male member, CYCLOPS.  

HONOR ROLL #310

 No fans of SANJI should stampede to see his role in this film.

What's the one thing YUEN CHEUNG-YAN holds in common with a certain Oscar-winning rabbit? (Hint: *not* both winning an Oscar.) 

Raid that jungle, VEDA ANN BORG.

Can even a master thief defeat a master banker like CYNTHIA CRAYMOV?

 NICOLA HOLTZ, Amazon driver.

"ZORRRROOOO!" just didn't sound the same, even from RICARDO MONTALBAN. 

HONOR ROLL #309

 LILIANA KOMOROWSKA, psycho psychic.

All hail MELINDA LUTZ, the definitive Red Sonja.

NAI MI might not really be the actor's name, but it fits my scheme, so...

ALLISON became a chilled PILL in her last outing.

 Five-o-clock shadow is always the right time for MATT RYAN.

X marks the hero when it's SUPERMAN-X.

HONOR ROLL #308

We certainly don't have "gloom and misery everywhere" when Ororo's style of STORM-y weather holds court.

Three swords make certain there's always a Mark of RORONOA ZORO about.

 ANGELO BOSCARIOT shows us a face only Fangoria could love.

 

 JOHN CHEUNG prays that his wife's "mantis style" doesn't include biting off her husband's head.

Minilla begins to look pretty good next to DAIGORO.

Before playing an ace archer on "Smallville," JUSTIN HARTLEY took a dive at a certain sea king.