HONOR ROLL #312

 ELIZABETH DEBICKY, "Girl Hanging Around with UNCLE."

Damnit, the name should be "Gautawoman," not GAUTAMAN. 

"Little CHRIS HORNER sat in the corner..."

 IKALLA, KANILLA and TAKOLLA teamed up to start their own seafood buffet.

 Where OPTIMUS primes, can MEGATRON be far behind?

Not even THE PUNISHER could tolerate the punishment of being in an MCU production.

HONOR ROLL #311

 A big part of the success of the Transformers live-action was thanks to the voice of the late Peter Cullen giving life to OPTIMUS PRIME. 

TENG KUANG-YING is yet another guy in a movie.

"No wang at all. No wang at all. WANGMAGWI has no wang at all."

Not a good pic but that's YIN SU-LI at left, preparing to get her butt kicked by the heroine with the handsy outfit.

 FERNANDO BILBAO provides one of the better fight-scenes to appear in a Eurospy movie.

I ran out of X-women so I'll finish up the reviews of the 90s X-MEN with the group's most X-traordinary male member, CYCLOPS.  

HONOR ROLL #310

 No fans of SANJI should stampede to see his role in this film.

What's the one thing YUEN CHEUNG-YAN holds in common with a certain Oscar-winning rabbit? (Hint: *not* both winning an Oscar.) 

Raid that jungle, VEDA ANN BORG.

Can even a master thief defeat a master banker like CYNTHIA CRAYMOV?

 NICOLA HOLTZ, Amazon driver.

"ZORRRROOOO!" just didn't sound the same, even from RICARDO MONTALBAN. 

HONOR ROLL #309

 LILIANA KOMOROWSKA, psycho psychic.

All hail MELINDA LUTZ, the definitive Red Sonja.

NAI MI might not really be the actor's name, but it fits my scheme, so...

ALLISON became a chilled PILL in her last outing.

 Five-o-clock shadow is always the right time for MATT RYAN.

X marks the hero when it's SUPERMAN-X.

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We certainly don't have "gloom and misery everywhere" when Ororo's style of STORM-y weather holds court.

Three swords make certain there's always a Mark of RORONOA ZORO about.

 ANGELO BOSCARIOT shows us a face only Fangoria could love.

 

 JOHN CHEUNG prays that his wife's "mantis style" doesn't include biting off her husband's head.

Minilla begins to look pretty good next to DAIGORO.

Before playing an ace archer on "Smallville," JUSTIN HARTLEY took a dive at a certain sea king.

HONOR ROLL #307

 KEIRA wraps up the Caribbean saga in a KNIGHTLEY fashion.

  Amazing are the Amazons of LUCRETIA LOVE. 

And bald is the dome of KARL MAKA.

RAMON DE LA PORTA is just a portal to tedium.

CHRIS REDFIELD: another good resident of EVIL.

And we finish up the adventures of the Smashing Agents with SHE-HULK and SKAAR. 

HONOR ROLL #306

 PHOENIX rises to the occasion.

No one gets a card on JILL VALENTINE's day.

Both the heroes and villains of "Master Demon" are pretty dull, but arguably there's more emphasis on the latter, if only thanks to KAY BAXTER YOUNG.

 The rose is off the bloom for ORLANDO BLOOM.

Be kind and rewind, FRANKIE CHAN.

Nobody asked for an adaptation of The Black Bat, but JODY HAUCKE gave us one anyway.

   

 

HONOR ROLL #305

 MICHAEL BERGIN: a Starforce of one.

For years LANCE CROUTHER had to explain that his movie wasn't about what it sounded like.

HUGH DANCY's a prince both charming and combative.

 Never pop the cherry of a JUBILEE.

No self-respecting monster would choose a name like LUCAS.

TIM BLAKE NELSON's the lead-ing light in a world both cowardly and hackneyed.

 

  

HONOR ROLL #304

 PRINCE REN, TULA and IOZ: "where will all come home?"

Didn 't QUEEN REPTILLA belong more in Eden than Atlantis?

Don't call ROGUE just another copycat.

Finally, PATRICK STEWART gets a Picard role worthy of his talents.

IWAO YOSHIOKA may know fists and karate, but he didn't know beans about making a decent movie.

For Season One of HULK/SMASH, the first smashers up are A-BOMB and RED HULK.