LETHAL NINJA (2006)

 



PHENOMENALITY: marvelous
MYTHICITY: *poor*
FRYEAN MYTHOS: *adventure*
CAMPBELLIAN FUNCTIONS: *sociological* 

Kipling said, "East is East and West is West, and never the twain shall meet."  Little did he know that one of the greatest commonalities between East and West is their equal ability to make crappy ninja movies.

To be sure, Herman Yau's LETHAL NINJA isn't the bottom of the barrel.  The photography at least keeps things looking good, though I suspect that this is one of the most sedentary ninja movies of all time, probably in the interest of keeping production costs down.

The story starts with a villain known only as "Brian," who has hired a ninja clan to secure for him a wonder drug capable of curing nearly every disease known to man.  One of his ninjas makes the mistake of cutting off the head of the serum's inventor, before the inventor revealed how to open the impenetrable box containing the serum's secret.  However, Brian has a machine that can recapitulate a dead man's last memory.  He sends his ninjas to abduct a young man with the peculiar name of "Copy."  However, a good clan of ninjas comes to Copy's defense. 

Despite the invocation of the "rival clans" trope, ninjas, lethal or otherwise, are not seen in great quantities.  Most of the story dwells on two female ninjas from the respective clans: Xiao Ling from the good side, Hibiki from the bad side.  When Xiao Ling defeats Hibiki, the good ninja-girl takes both Copy and the bad ninja into custody, apparently because the two clans used to be one.  Despite the fact that Hibiki is in love with the head bad ninja, she's persuaded to betray her bad masters.

The fight-scenes are pretty subdued for a Hong Kong action film, and the script by director Herman Yau suggests that he had more interest in the sentimental scenes in Xiao Ling's ninja village.  At best LETHAL NINJA might be a decent timekiller if one happened to be in the mood for a sentimental ninja flick, but it doesn't seem to have much else going for it.

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